It's always so hard to self-edit. In fact, it's only been within the last few years that I realized I have been interjecting "just" a kazillion too many times in my writing. When I first came to this realization I was very defensive. After all, I'm telling my stories through the voice of a middle grade person. Maybe he/she uses "just" a kazillion times. So there. I can do that. I am justified!
After a few nights sleep (or lack of sleep), I realized it was not okay. Sometimes, the things we learn through self-editing don't feel too good. But then again isn't the main idea to get published! :-)
I'm pretty sure that I rate picture books tougher than most. I will see a picture book with wonderful critiques and ratings and when I read it I'm wondering if those people read the same book I did. Really, I have a hard time finding cute drawings with a story that is fun for both kids and adults. After all, aren't we the ones who will be reading it a kazillion times to the little ones? I remember my mom telling me about a couple books she read to my daughter and son. The minute she finished reading, she would hear, "Read it again, Grandma." I know one of the books was "Are you my Mother?" I don't know how mom didn't lose her mind over that! Maybe that's why I always made weekly trips to the library with the kids. I COULDN'T read the same book over and over again. And I was secretly afraid I would lose my mind!
But back to my newest discovery. Otter Goes To School, by Sam Garton is not exactly what you might think. It may remind you of lots of other stories of going to school for the first time, but let me assure you, it's not. It will give you lots to talk about with children and lots to smile about. Give it a try. I've already pointed out that I'm picky. The illustrations are great. It's not a story that's been told before, it's a little different. And it gives you plenty to talk about.
I think you'll like it. But if you don't, head to the library, and let me know what you come up with. I'm always looking for fun picture books!
Some of us are driving in the slow lane while others are at the finish line and heading for Starbucks to celebrate. As one who is sightseeing along the way (and likes Caribou better than Starbucks), I have been shutting my ears when my son brings up the subject of podcasts. I know, I know, Son, you have been telling me about podcasts for ages,
but just like children, sometimes parents don't listen.
Recently I've stumbled on the value of podcasts. Why has it taken so long? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the type of podcasts my son is recommending. Hmmm, I guess like children, parents occasionally lie too. But on with the story. I discovered they have podcasts for writers! Now we're talkin'!
So for those like me who have been on a long Sunday drive and missed some important things, you can locate great podcasts by Googling the type you're interested in, or I downloaded an app on my phone called Podcast Addict, but there are many others to choose from.
I realize this is a very late news bulletin, but here are some podcasts you might want to try:
promote my book or post for the last few months due to back surgery and complications, but during that time I've enjoyed lots of reading and posting on Goodreads (I've even met a few friends there). If you're a book lover and haven't discovered the site, I would definitely encourage you to give it a try.
Meanwhile, as I said, I haven't been able to publicize my new book, The Blabbermouth Club. If you find yourself with a book you'd like to get reviews on or simply get the name out to readers, you might try this site: Goodreads Giveaways
I'm always excited to share when I find a good book. Goodnight Already! by Jory John & Benji Davies doesn't really tell a new story, since it's one we're all familiar with. The characters may change, but the story is the same:
Bear can't wait to go to sleep, but Duck is wide awake. Will Bear ever get Duck to leave him alone?
This book is well worth taking a look at. Both young and old will enjoy the story and cute illustrations.
I thought the hard part would be finishing the book. But now it seems publishers and agents want to see a synopsis. Really? Won't the first two or three chapters work? Why didn't I write a picture book?
If you, like me, are facing the dreaded synopsis you might want to check out the sites listed below. Consider meditation and deep breathing along with the detailed directions.
Since finishing my MG book, The Puzzled Detectives, I've been searching for an agent. I like QueryTrackerand thought it might be worth sharing. This is the place to research agents, publishers and organize and track your queries. It's free, unless you feel like a Premium Account would work better for you.
This found its way in to my email several years ago, but it seemed worthy of sharing. Sometimes we need to step back, take a breath and smile at life.
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